Does anyone want to make me a theme?

I’d do it myself but I caaaan’t. I’ll make a painting for you if you do. Usually I’d just pay you. But I can’t. Feel free to forward this if you know any theme designers that’d be interested.

I want something clean and simple and highres with an awesome header bit. I can’t think of anything I like, myself though. I’m an artist, not a designer. :( Even though I did design at some point. Sometimes I don’t suck. But for myself, I do.

Tumblah, y u no listen?

If someone replies to my question publicly, can you please send me a notiffication? I’m sure it’s not hard to put that in the ask box. 

Just write a database query

If (public)

then

{

display: on;

}

That’s not how you write batabase queries, I’m aware. I wrote database queries in university. This is more like a crossover between database queries and CSS. Just because I can.